CAREER OPTION

With recent recession hitting all the industries, getting placed is like a dream. After spending approximately one lakh on graduation, a person getting a job of Rs 10,000 p.m considers himself to be lucky. Especially, when he sees his classmates still struggling to get a job.

Now, this  makes me think that is there any field which is not hit by RECESSION and then a bell rings.

No, not the  door bell but my father’s phone rings and flashes “PANDIT Jatadhar Calling”. What I realized might make you laugh. But it is not a bad idea after all. Not getting it??????

Pandit ??? Yogi ?? Mahant ?? Guruma ?? Career Option??

P.S: And those of you who can sing well, can get handsome money for performing at BHAJAN SANDHYA. Trust me, I have seen people getting paid well for 2 hour show and they are not interested in singing god hymns but mix their songs with Bollywood or Punjabi tunes .Many  might have noticed it too. Lets get back to the career option we were discussing. I’m actually gone prove my point by giving examples

Firstly, whenever you buy a new house or car etc etc, where do you go first or whom do you call? Obviously Panditji or any guruji or guruma you believe in. Panditji performs his PUJA and we give them their dakshina. And even that dakshina follows ECONOMICS principle. ”More the price of commodity you  bought more dakshina you have to give”.

Secondly , If a man dies or a child is born ,whom do you call? Again a Pandit or guruji you believe in. Guru ji does his puja, of which you understand not a single word and in return give them dakshina. If it’s a boy  then you pay him well and if girl then less.

And they are paid the most , when our sweet mom takes our horoscope to panditji to ask about our future or to find ways to eradicate problems from our lives. Even if there is nothing wrong with us they’ll proclaim that all bad things are happening because of RAHU OR SHANI OR KETU being in our KUNDLI. So, whatever they say ,we have to do as nobody wants to mess with either panditji or stars .One visit to them  makes us shed thousands of rupees. Above mentioned reasons are just few among many other occasions from where they get SOME extra cash. This “Some” extra cash amounts to nearly Rs 50,000 plus other perks and yes how can I forget their meager income of Rs 5000.Moreover, all their lodging and food is taken care by temple authorities .To be a pandit or guru or guruma all you have to do is enter a gurukul, which charges you nothing.

So, you have to pay nothing to get this job and  get paid handsomely along with other perks. If you are thinking that even this field will get affected by recession then don’t worry  because you go to temples more during that time J

Moreover, in country like India this field is quite blooming. Recently I read a MAHANT/GURUJI of some sect bought 0001 number for his 60 lakh SUV car for 10 lakhs. He is just not one ,many other guru or guruma own luxury cars along with huge acres of property. So, friends being a sadhu or guru or guruma is not  bad career option after all in country like ours where we the COMMON MAN believe in them so much rather than believing in GOD.

And I think GURU MA Khushboo(Er)  would’nt  sound that bad. So I can be head mata and anybody interested in being my assistant can contact me  :PJ

Quota....

Yesterday's gang rape brought heated discussions not only on every news channel but also in Parliament.Every Politician gave his/her opinion about the same.But who wants their opinion? Nation demands strict actions against the accused.But we all know that if government takes 7 years to bring about amendment in criminal law ,how long will it take to bring laws for  women safety.

From 2010, there has been 120% increase in sexual harassment cases in Delhi.On a  recent rape case, SHO of the police blamed victim's sense of dressing for the rape.But I would like to ask SHO, that  why are muslim women  raped?? Nobody blames the accuse, and all accusations are on the women like,may be her  dress was short, or like why was  she  roaming in the street in night etc.So, should one conclude that women should not step out of the house after sunset???I guess I should check that are we living in a democratic country or under Taliban rule?? How better are we from Pakistan,Afghanistan ,where women are given no rights to live.

Last few months was like a nightmare for the women of Haryana. Everyday newspaper reported a rape case from there and we all know, how gender biased is society of Haryana. So, instead of supporting the families of victim and punishing the accused, khap panchayat comes with a shocking solution that "Marry girls at the age of 16". 16 is it really an age to get girls married????May be khap panchayat is forgetting a case where a married woman was raped infront of her husband and son.Now, it feels that ,raping someone is becoming mere sport of fun. But do  you know how much pain mentally,emotionally a raped victim has to undergo.

But somewhere I know that there is no point saying anything as after 2 days,the accused will be exonerated due to lack of proof or witness turning hostile and then we'll wait for another incident to happen.Even police seems to be in the pockets of politicians who make them work like puppets.Every politician promises laptops,Tv etc in their manifesto but why cant they promise laws for women security? Is it that difficult to promise and keep it.

Parliament fights for SC/ST quota in jobs etc but have no time to pass laws on women security.Now I feel ,that since  government can only pass bills on quota.I think they should pass bill giving quota to rape victims in jobs, land allotments etc.Since all we can do is bring reservations-in our society.

But on a serious note, I think capital Punishment should be given to those who are  accused of  raping someone because rape victims themselves are nothing but dead people living a life of exile away from friends and society.

life...

Some inspiring lines

"

                Never Blame any Day in Your Life
                            Good Days Give you Happiness,
                Bad days give us Experience.  "
                   
Both are Essential in Life,So always keep Smiling No matter how hard the time is..It will surely go away.....                               and sun will surely rise bringing loads of hope.:):):)

WAKE UP.....

"1984 Sikh riots",  "Godhra case", "mob attacks Churches in Orissa", "Foreign family which came as  christian missionary killed by mob in Orissa", "Ayodhya riots", "dalit woman burnt to death" and the recent one "Hindu muslim riots in Assam".. The list of incidents goes ON and ON...

When Indians are killed in abroad like AUSTRALIA, our the recent one AMERICA.. we in INDIA get Immediately rocked, and start sympathizing along with curses for the country where it happened.. Moreover, we stop sending our kids there.. But what about people who are staying in INDIA and are subjected to atrocities of the society,mob only because either they are HINDUS,SIKHS,MUSLIM and even on basis of caste like whether they are dalit,brahmin etc.. So when people are attacked in abroad we condemn it, but when it happens in INDIA, we support it..why DO WE exhibit  DUAL PERSONALITY???? why cant we condemn killings on basis of religion in INDIA Too.. And demand strict action against the culprits  like we demand in case of racist attacks.Although, I agree that attacks, which happen in india are not racist but innocent lives are killed, and their only mistake is that they are from particular religion or from particular caste....

Although our constitution says that we should treat all alike but it is politicians who have divided people on basis of religion,caste and that too for their vote banks and they do so by bringing reservations ... Although I know some of us will support reservations and I'm Not against it but ,don't you think that when people get jobs or admissions on the  basis of reservation it actually createS  invisible Divisions in the society... Like in my college a separate list is created , for those who have got admission on basis of reservation  and I actually think  that it  creates a difference among the masses .. "Ki oh! he is from SC/ST quota.."

And sometimes becoz of reservations less qualified or capable person is chosen over more deserving one..

So it is high time now , politicians should wake up, and should start thinking about the country's progress rather than about their own personal gain...

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!! 

        IN ADVANCE

RECONSIDER.......

India is known as land of many religions, where every month we celebrate a festival.Not only, we celebrate birthdays of our gods and goddess but also of the martyr's who had laid their lives in order to teach Indians one or the other lessons of life.......

Today, when we are so busy, it is good to celebrate festivals because they give us a motive to take out time from our busy schedules  and remember their teachings .. Recently, we celebrated JANAMASHTMI ie, birthday of lord Krishna who played a pivotal role in MAHABAHRTA.. Celebrating JANAMASHTMI does not mean that we simply go to temple ...now days, it plays more important role.. It is a day we get a holiday to actually think about those lessons they gave us.. ,which is very important these days like Lord Krishnji told us" To trust yourself, and do what you think is right. Do not consider what others say. Rather be confident and perform actions which according to you is right, because at the end of the day, we have to answer our conscience....

Today , we seriously need to execute  teachings like this, because half of the Indians consider what others think of them rather than what they think of themselves...No matter , how much they like to do something, they WONT, because they are worried , what others might think of them.. Friends, festival is not celebrated only to eat, fast, on this day.. It is also meant to reconsider our lifestyle and actions..

My First Best Friend...

I know its a well known topic , for writing an essay or composition.. In fact ,I remember.. that we were made to cram.. Especially my best friend topic :) When we used to be kids, I'm sure many of you would agree that, our best friend used to be our MOTHER.. You must be thinking why I'm saying mother.?? Well thats because, remember who used to be the one to hide your mistakes from your father?? Who used to get you balloons , whenever you went to market with her?? And how can you forget the pim pom lollipop you used to suck??

Whenever you used to get hurt , who used to be there for you and applies medicine to it..?? Answer is mother.:) In my opinion,she completely fits the definition of "A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND INDEED"!

Even  at midnight, if you are hungry, you just need to tell her and guess what ,we get 2 minute noodles at our service:).. She keeps running after us , that we should drink our milk or eat our food but we fullfilling the definition of "child" play "Hide and Seek" with her .. What a time it was:) 

When we enter our teenage, we make friends in school and then in college.. And start moving away from our mother.. Earlier the hide seek we used to love, now is called intrusion of privacy by us.. Earlier in our childhood, we couldnt even think of buying any clothes from the market and used to wear clothes of her choice, but know if she asks us to wear a particular dress , we simply say No!! and rudely send her away.

I'm not saying that whatever they say, do it.. But what you can do is ...ie, Next time you have a fight with her, you should not argue back.. Let her cool down and then explain your side of story.. 


And since we the teenagers always have a ready made reply that" we are busy", every time our mother asks us to do some work.. So lets take out time for our dear , and our 1st best friend and take her out or atleast buy her a present:)

M-mature
O-organized
T-trustworthy
H-helpful
E-energetic
R-rugged




dedicated to my first best friend:)
my mom

SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP

   

Every relationship has some sweet and sour memories... And so was the relationship BETWEEN Bubbly and Khalbali...

Bubbly was a cute, small girl with cheeks protruding out. She was just like her name, sweet little bubble.. She was the only child of her parents and very naughty….Once she saw mummy pig FEEDING her piglets and when she came back home , she was adamant to drink pig's milk ... It was only after her father showed her where pigs live.. , she gave up the idea.

Not only this, she even ATE fodder ONLY BECAUSE SHE WAS AMUSED THE WAY BUFFALO WAS EATING IT. She was a quick learner and crammer too ... YOU must be wondering how can I say that??

Well once she heard someone saying " ulu , befkuf, pagal" and after that whenever she used to get angry ,she used to say those 3 words even TO her mother.. Poor kid, she just heard it somewhere And started saying it.. But her parents found solution TO it, They took her to THE zoo and showed her, how an owl looks like. After that she was so scared that she stopped saying those words.......  now as she was growing up ,she was  becoming more mature, innocent, calm....

After 10 years a storm came in her life.. And name of that storm was khalbali... He was just like the name…” K H A L B A L I” .He believed in rocking the world and I mean it sarcastically..

And before you get anything wrong, khalbali was bubbly’s little bro:)
Like  I was saying, like  any other younger sibling in a house, he wanted whatever she was getting. I’m sure many of You might have either experienced it or done it:) Well ,once their father got a camera for bubbly, but it was out of limits for khalbali since he was small. What do YOu think,he will do??Will  he obediently  leavE the camera alone..???? No ways , when everybody had gone asleep, he took his chance ,took the camera out and started clicking photos of apple to fridge to everything You can think of.. After all, he thought if his sister can have it , WHY not him:)

Not only this, he added another feather to his cap. Once bubbly went with khalbali for a ride on her new scooty. Khalbali asked bubbly to let her drive. Being elder sibling she gave him the scooty to drive. But when khalbali struck the scooty with the tree, he started displaying his acting skills by blaming his sister and saying" di I told you to drive carefully but you don’t listen. Now see what you have done" . Thus giving brilliant performance in front of onlookers...

After 20 yrs , both live separate lives...one living in INDIA and other abroad...so they occasionally meet. NOW WHAT IS LEFT ARE THE MEMORIES OF THOSE FIGHTS AND FUN THEY USED TO HAVE TOGETHER.THE POINT IS THAT FIGHTS ARE INTEGRAL PART OF BROTHER-SISTER RELATIONSHIP OR BETWEEN TWO SIBLINGS.AS WE GROW UP AND GET BUSY IN OUR LIFE, ALL THAT IS LEFT ARE MEMORIES..SO ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF LIFE BEFORE YOU PART WAYS WITH YOUR LOVED ONES AND GET BUSY IN YOUR OWN LIVES...SO BE THE FIRST ONE TO CALL IN FOR TRUCE…SO THAT THERE IS NO SPACE LEFT FOR SOUR FEELINGS....                                                                          

So enjoy raksha bandhan !! 

 (dedicated to my brothers)

P.S :-raksha bandhan is an Indian festival.