REALITY

Some experience this catastrophe before it can reach it’s pinnacle and some experience it’s long lasting  effects....You must be wondering what I’m talking about??? Well I’m talking about 6 months training which college students have to undergo as it is mandatory. Now you must be thinking why going to training is a debacle because it shouldn't be a debacle rather it should be a training experience. But ask yourself, how many of you seriously go to training to learn??Getting internship at a good company is like baking a cake. So, if one of the ingredients goes missing ,you have to eat the cake whether you like it or not. Every student has to take one of the following tests(even after leaving college tests don’t leave you :P)

TEST 1: Source Test –yes friends this test is taken by every student. It checks how good we are or our parents are in making contacts. As to get into a training programme FOR FREE, it requires references. And those who lack or do not perform well in this test are seen ending up in a paid one. So along with college fee they have to pay for training programme.

TEST 2: Even if we score good in TEST 1, it does not mean that we can score easily in this test too. As now we have to face our project manager. If one is lucky and his project manager is as sweet as sweets then he can enjoy his work .See the silver line he can actually work.

But if you are not and you face a rattle brain, who likes to boast about his achievement and likes to keep his tensions on your head. Then,God save your soul. Most of the project managers don’t let trainees work because they feel trainees are INCOMPETENT, HOPELESS, USELESS people who are born to make mistakes. So they ask them to stay in a corner .Although who wouldn't like to sit idle and gossip with other trainees. But that we have been doing for 3 and half hours. So, to do same thing for 6 months ??Even if we take holidays to join some course we can’t ..Our dearest boss don’t less us ..And our condition is just like that of dolphin. Although dolphin likes to remain in water but it can’t as they have to come on surface to BREATHE. But this is just 1 sided torture. It doubles when our teachers ask us to submit weekly reports and make a visit to our training institute to ask our coordinator  about  how we are doing..But aren't we the sufferers?? So shouldn't they be asking us about how we are??(irony L )

We cannot even argue with our bosses as they have to grade us. I guess every training institute should have a Performa so that we get to grade them

FINALLY

TEST 3: We have to give Presentation(as if we did learn something. Wait .........may be we did learn something “PATIENCE”).And that actually helps when we don’t get a job even after getting grilled for 6 months. May be the education system needs some reformation? So, that those 6 months of students are not wasted.

CAREER OPTION

With recent recession hitting all the industries, getting placed is like a dream. After spending approximately one lakh on graduation, a person getting a job of Rs 10,000 p.m considers himself to be lucky. Especially, when he sees his classmates still struggling to get a job.

Now, this  makes me think that is there any field which is not hit by RECESSION and then a bell rings.

No, not the  door bell but my father’s phone rings and flashes “PANDIT Jatadhar Calling”. What I realized might make you laugh. But it is not a bad idea after all. Not getting it??????

Pandit ??? Yogi ?? Mahant ?? Guruma ?? Career Option??

P.S: And those of you who can sing well, can get handsome money for performing at BHAJAN SANDHYA. Trust me, I have seen people getting paid well for 2 hour show and they are not interested in singing god hymns but mix their songs with Bollywood or Punjabi tunes .Many  might have noticed it too. Lets get back to the career option we were discussing. I’m actually gone prove my point by giving examples

Firstly, whenever you buy a new house or car etc etc, where do you go first or whom do you call? Obviously Panditji or any guruji or guruma you believe in. Panditji performs his PUJA and we give them their dakshina. And even that dakshina follows ECONOMICS principle. ”More the price of commodity you  bought more dakshina you have to give”.

Secondly , If a man dies or a child is born ,whom do you call? Again a Pandit or guruji you believe in. Guru ji does his puja, of which you understand not a single word and in return give them dakshina. If it’s a boy  then you pay him well and if girl then less.

And they are paid the most , when our sweet mom takes our horoscope to panditji to ask about our future or to find ways to eradicate problems from our lives. Even if there is nothing wrong with us they’ll proclaim that all bad things are happening because of RAHU OR SHANI OR KETU being in our KUNDLI. So, whatever they say ,we have to do as nobody wants to mess with either panditji or stars .One visit to them  makes us shed thousands of rupees. Above mentioned reasons are just few among many other occasions from where they get SOME extra cash. This “Some” extra cash amounts to nearly Rs 50,000 plus other perks and yes how can I forget their meager income of Rs 5000.Moreover, all their lodging and food is taken care by temple authorities .To be a pandit or guru or guruma all you have to do is enter a gurukul, which charges you nothing.

So, you have to pay nothing to get this job and  get paid handsomely along with other perks. If you are thinking that even this field will get affected by recession then don’t worry  because you go to temples more during that time J

Moreover, in country like India this field is quite blooming. Recently I read a MAHANT/GURUJI of some sect bought 0001 number for his 60 lakh SUV car for 10 lakhs. He is just not one ,many other guru or guruma own luxury cars along with huge acres of property. So, friends being a sadhu or guru or guruma is not  bad career option after all in country like ours where we the COMMON MAN believe in them so much rather than believing in GOD.

And I think GURU MA Khushboo(Er)  would’nt  sound that bad. So I can be head mata and anybody interested in being my assistant can contact me  :PJ

Quota....

Yesterday's gang rape brought heated discussions not only on every news channel but also in Parliament.Every Politician gave his/her opinion about the same.But who wants their opinion? Nation demands strict actions against the accused.But we all know that if government takes 7 years to bring about amendment in criminal law ,how long will it take to bring laws for  women safety.

From 2010, there has been 120% increase in sexual harassment cases in Delhi.On a  recent rape case, SHO of the police blamed victim's sense of dressing for the rape.But I would like to ask SHO, that  why are muslim women  raped?? Nobody blames the accuse, and all accusations are on the women like,may be her  dress was short, or like why was  she  roaming in the street in night etc.So, should one conclude that women should not step out of the house after sunset???I guess I should check that are we living in a democratic country or under Taliban rule?? How better are we from Pakistan,Afghanistan ,where women are given no rights to live.

Last few months was like a nightmare for the women of Haryana. Everyday newspaper reported a rape case from there and we all know, how gender biased is society of Haryana. So, instead of supporting the families of victim and punishing the accused, khap panchayat comes with a shocking solution that "Marry girls at the age of 16". 16 is it really an age to get girls married????May be khap panchayat is forgetting a case where a married woman was raped infront of her husband and son.Now, it feels that ,raping someone is becoming mere sport of fun. But do  you know how much pain mentally,emotionally a raped victim has to undergo.

But somewhere I know that there is no point saying anything as after 2 days,the accused will be exonerated due to lack of proof or witness turning hostile and then we'll wait for another incident to happen.Even police seems to be in the pockets of politicians who make them work like puppets.Every politician promises laptops,Tv etc in their manifesto but why cant they promise laws for women security? Is it that difficult to promise and keep it.

Parliament fights for SC/ST quota in jobs etc but have no time to pass laws on women security.Now I feel ,that since  government can only pass bills on quota.I think they should pass bill giving quota to rape victims in jobs, land allotments etc.Since all we can do is bring reservations-in our society.

But on a serious note, I think capital Punishment should be given to those who are  accused of  raping someone because rape victims themselves are nothing but dead people living a life of exile away from friends and society.

life...

Some inspiring lines

"

                Never Blame any Day in Your Life
                            Good Days Give you Happiness,
                Bad days give us Experience.  "
                   
Both are Essential in Life,So always keep Smiling No matter how hard the time is..It will surely go away.....                               and sun will surely rise bringing loads of hope.:):):)

WAKE UP.....

"1984 Sikh riots",  "Godhra case", "mob attacks Churches in Orissa", "Foreign family which came as  christian missionary killed by mob in Orissa", "Ayodhya riots", "dalit woman burnt to death" and the recent one "Hindu muslim riots in Assam".. The list of incidents goes ON and ON...

When Indians are killed in abroad like AUSTRALIA, our the recent one AMERICA.. we in INDIA get Immediately rocked, and start sympathizing along with curses for the country where it happened.. Moreover, we stop sending our kids there.. But what about people who are staying in INDIA and are subjected to atrocities of the society,mob only because either they are HINDUS,SIKHS,MUSLIM and even on basis of caste like whether they are dalit,brahmin etc.. So when people are attacked in abroad we condemn it, but when it happens in INDIA, we support it..why DO WE exhibit  DUAL PERSONALITY???? why cant we condemn killings on basis of religion in INDIA Too.. And demand strict action against the culprits  like we demand in case of racist attacks.Although, I agree that attacks, which happen in india are not racist but innocent lives are killed, and their only mistake is that they are from particular religion or from particular caste....

Although our constitution says that we should treat all alike but it is politicians who have divided people on basis of religion,caste and that too for their vote banks and they do so by bringing reservations ... Although I know some of us will support reservations and I'm Not against it but ,don't you think that when people get jobs or admissions on the  basis of reservation it actually createS  invisible Divisions in the society... Like in my college a separate list is created , for those who have got admission on basis of reservation  and I actually think  that it  creates a difference among the masses .. "Ki oh! he is from SC/ST quota.."

And sometimes becoz of reservations less qualified or capable person is chosen over more deserving one..

So it is high time now , politicians should wake up, and should start thinking about the country's progress rather than about their own personal gain...

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!! 

        IN ADVANCE

RECONSIDER.......

India is known as land of many religions, where every month we celebrate a festival.Not only, we celebrate birthdays of our gods and goddess but also of the martyr's who had laid their lives in order to teach Indians one or the other lessons of life.......

Today, when we are so busy, it is good to celebrate festivals because they give us a motive to take out time from our busy schedules  and remember their teachings .. Recently, we celebrated JANAMASHTMI ie, birthday of lord Krishna who played a pivotal role in MAHABAHRTA.. Celebrating JANAMASHTMI does not mean that we simply go to temple ...now days, it plays more important role.. It is a day we get a holiday to actually think about those lessons they gave us.. ,which is very important these days like Lord Krishnji told us" To trust yourself, and do what you think is right. Do not consider what others say. Rather be confident and perform actions which according to you is right, because at the end of the day, we have to answer our conscience....

Today , we seriously need to execute  teachings like this, because half of the Indians consider what others think of them rather than what they think of themselves...No matter , how much they like to do something, they WONT, because they are worried , what others might think of them.. Friends, festival is not celebrated only to eat, fast, on this day.. It is also meant to reconsider our lifestyle and actions..

My First Best Friend...

I know its a well known topic , for writing an essay or composition.. In fact ,I remember.. that we were made to cram.. Especially my best friend topic :) When we used to be kids, I'm sure many of you would agree that, our best friend used to be our MOTHER.. You must be thinking why I'm saying mother.?? Well thats because, remember who used to be the one to hide your mistakes from your father?? Who used to get you balloons , whenever you went to market with her?? And how can you forget the pim pom lollipop you used to suck??

Whenever you used to get hurt , who used to be there for you and applies medicine to it..?? Answer is mother.:) In my opinion,she completely fits the definition of "A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND INDEED"!

Even  at midnight, if you are hungry, you just need to tell her and guess what ,we get 2 minute noodles at our service:).. She keeps running after us , that we should drink our milk or eat our food but we fullfilling the definition of "child" play "Hide and Seek" with her .. What a time it was:) 

When we enter our teenage, we make friends in school and then in college.. And start moving away from our mother.. Earlier the hide seek we used to love, now is called intrusion of privacy by us.. Earlier in our childhood, we couldnt even think of buying any clothes from the market and used to wear clothes of her choice, but know if she asks us to wear a particular dress , we simply say No!! and rudely send her away.

I'm not saying that whatever they say, do it.. But what you can do is ...ie, Next time you have a fight with her, you should not argue back.. Let her cool down and then explain your side of story.. 


And since we the teenagers always have a ready made reply that" we are busy", every time our mother asks us to do some work.. So lets take out time for our dear , and our 1st best friend and take her out or atleast buy her a present:)

M-mature
O-organized
T-trustworthy
H-helpful
E-energetic
R-rugged




dedicated to my first best friend:)
my mom